#BRO I FUCKING CANT
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sweet tea in the summer cross your heart won’t tell no other
#BRO I FUCKING CANT#THE WAY SHE JUST ENCAPSULATES CHILDHOOD INNOCENCE AND NOSTALGIA AND JUST BLISSFUL IGNORANCE#IM GONNA LOOSE IT#IM ACTUALLY GONNA GO BESERKE#brought to you by highura 🍃
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
#personal#text#gonna miss these kids lol#theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge#infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid#he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny
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"they're like father and son" "they're so siblings" Ok well maybe people are just friends sometimes i think. have we considered friends
#i cant do this fandom shit anymore bro What about friendship. buddies. pals. homies. that is important too. more important even. fuck yuo#not about fnaf btw. i mean maybe a little but i didnt have that in mind when posting this
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The Winchester Brothers and the Case of the Mysterious Pretty Pink Panties
…anyone else remember rhonda hurley?
#wincest#sams impulse control was lost due to ASS#dean winchester has a panty kink#and so does sam apparently#jaydraws#samdean#wincest fanart#comic#sam winchester#dean winchester#thinking of making a sequel where sam walks past a lingerie store and cant help but imagine dean in some#so he buys it and puts it somewhere where deam will find it#and dean is like#DUDE DO YOU THIBK THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY??!#and sams like#… i just thought they would look hot on u bro 🥺👉👈#and then they fuck💙
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look at the state of sport journalism dawg, he sucked on a lollypop with steeliness and determination??? oozing mental fortitude??? Autosport it's time to open up the schools
#i was literally trying to go to sleep and now i fucking cant bc im dry heaving#BEN HUNT ARE YOU CONCUSSED#WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING WRITE OH MY GODDDDDDDDD#I LITERALLY PHYSICALLY CANT STOP LAUGHING#HE SAID HE SUCKED ON THE LOLLYPOP WITH STEELINESS AND DETERMINATION AND OZZING MENTAL FORTITUDE#OPEN UP THE FUCKING SCHOOLS BRO#f1#british gp 2024#lando norris
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slaying while slaying 🔪🩸
still + alt color:
#art#dnncats#astarion#my beloved#baldurs gate 3#bg3#astarion art#havent been active w art but big news this man has me in a GRIP#going 2 ramble in the tags a bit for those who Care!!!#the brain has been rotting ovr bg3 for like. 2 months now#ive done 2 playthrus (1 current) so far and bro ive only ever romanced this fucking guy its so over 4 me.......i cant deny him#i love him so much my chaotic neutral bf wife#ive gotten my ass beat by abdirak in the goblin camp every time for his approval#its actually so serious LMFAOO#anw more astarion art 2 come hopefully hehehe <3
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Im gonna spam my summer week drawings here lol
#hardcore headcanon that al cant swim or just hates water#i think thats so cute bro hes the scariest overlord but hes just a widdle guy 🥹#also my new phase is t4t radiostatic#i fell for the fucking tv#hazbin art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin vox#vox#alastor#hazbin alastor#my art#radiostatic#voxal
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The way Jeremy Knox’s characterisation for the past 9 years has been mostly fanon and now I’m going crazy with nerves because how is Nora going to write him????
#bro 9 years idk why i said 7 lol#10 years?#i cant fucking believe this is happening#aftg#all for the game#jeremy knox#the sunshine court#jean moreau#jerejean
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bro got sentenced to air jail 😭😭
#docm77#i coulf not stop laughing omfg#BRO JOES ENTIRE ARGUMENT JUST CALLING DOC A BIG BABY#I WAS FUCKING DYING HOLY SHIT#i cant get over the fact that joe decided to create an entire segment for beef not baby proofing his prank 😭😭#joe hills#zombie cleo#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hermitcraft season 10#hc s10#zombiecleo#hermitcraft fanart
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i would love to see mitsuri in your art style! im not sure if you post girls to often but i saw you drew daki and thought i'd ask! anyways have an amazing night or dayy!!!
LOVE BEAM CANON
i dont draw women often but i do enjoy the moments when i do, it's very fun!! i really like mitsuri. she scratches the dumb strong airhead with a good heart character type that i adore.
a bonus kimetsu gakuen meme except the version where MY BOYS ARE THERE.
[og image under the cut!]
#null rot#null brainwash#kimetsu gakuen#kimetsu academy#kimetsu no yaiba#kny#demon slayer#mitsuri kanroji#kanroji mitsuri#mitsuri#zohakuten#hantengu#hantengu clones#<- does that count??#cloaked cult member#head in my god damn hands dude. i cant go without my fix for too long. i'll weasel one of the clones into my posts..#karaku is the one taking the photo btw but theyre using sekido's phone#also i really wanted to do this with mitsuri and zohakueten bc its so funny to imagine them in kimetsu gakuen.#this full grown woman beefing with a middle schooler with the vocabulary of an 80 year old man....#delusions -> all cause she got close to you. zo's favorite person...... bUT YOURE MITSURI'S FAVORITE PERSON TOO SO SHE'S NOT GONNA BACK DOW#NOT TO SOME KID EITHER. NOR HIS REALLY PROBLEMATIC OLDER BROTHERS EITHER#SHE'LL SAVE YOU FROM THEIR CLUTCHES#FUCKING ULTRA LOVE BEAM CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#mitsuri is so the person to censor herself......... hence the heart censor but zohakuten could care less#a love obsessed girl who's as strong as a fucking titan..... can you imagine?????? bro im sooOOOOOOOOO DOWNNNNNN
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the silly guys
#been a while toh fandom my fault bro#myart#art#artists on tumblr#sketch#artist#doodle#toh#toh fanart#the owl house#hunter toh#huntlow#willow toh#hunter park#willow park#hunter wittebane#hunter noceda#hunter deamonne#hunter clawthorne#he has so many last names fuck sake boy!!!#im so obsessed w the bottom drawing i did i actually ate so hard i cant draw anymore#theyre both so hard to draw#the blur is really there bcus i was so lazy im gonna be so honest with u. but it also looks cool so it works out
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@ohposhers I blame you for this
J*hn D*ry do NOT interact 😤✋
#JUST TO BE CLEAR THIS IS NOT THE DRAWING I MENTIONED IN MY PREVIOUS POST LMAO#i just saw the post and dropped everything to make this#clay on the cross rip bozo#this is the first time ive drawn clay can u guys tell?#i cant believe i dont post art for like a week(??) And then this is the first art thing i post after that#but this was too funny to pass up#one day I'll draw clay normally but today isnt that day ahaha#anyways yall enjoy this for now til my birthday art post in like two days and then it's back to business#do i even put this in the main tags????? fuck it whatever#trolls band together#trolls bruce#trolls clay#cw crucifixion#tw crucifixion#bro (clay) is NOT having it
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can you maybe chill
#honkai star rail#blade#dan heng#trips and out falls 38275643985092 pictures of dan heng blade and jing yuan#i dont actually play this game#(yet)#(its downloaded)#dan heng internally: im so fucking tired bro#dan heng externally: :|#are we just going to ignore that#ignore what#the six foot five tall human rights violation#yes#dan heng we cant just ignore him like hes decoration#its fine blade is busy#busy with what#contemplating the 2746th attempt on my life
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how the tgcf live action is gonna go, probably
"Your Highness, do you know why I refuse to leave this world?"
"Why?"
"Because I have a homie who's still in this world."
#no like how the fuck are they gonna do these scenes#cant leave this world cause i wanna stay with you bro#tgcf#eternal faith#eternal wait more like it#tian guan ci fu#heaven officials blessing#xie lian#hua cheng#hualian#mxtx tgcf
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favourite bang chan fancams 5 / ∞ [ 210912 inkigayo - thunderous ⋆ ]
#skz#stray kids#bang chan#bangchan#christopher bang#feat changbin!!#channiesnet#staydaily#bystay#staysource#:mine#t:gif#s:favchancams#t:fancam#tw flashing#sayang#i love him hes so <33333#bit of a different format cause its a facecam#they were all so giggly in this performance my heart cant take it AAAA#hes just so fucking cute here guys thats my MEOW MEOW RIGHT THERE#my fav genre of chan is him just smiling and happy bro makes me a fucking SAP#i love when he gets embarrassed/shy#and the DIMPLED SMILE GOD SMITE ME RN I CANT HANDLE THIS#anyway i love chan sm
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"why don't you want him to know how much you love him?" "that's a little personal. he knows." "uh-huh."
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#armand#the vampire armand#loumand#louis de pointe du lac#daniel molloy#alice molloy#must preface that NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO USE THIS FOR LDPDL HATE PURPOSES#even though louis (well both of them lbr) clearly had communication and commitment issues#armand directed a play that would KILL louis all because he was self conscious that louis didn't love him enough#anyway this is just one interpretation of the 'alice rejected daniel's proposal' convo scene#cause i see soo many people ask 'why did armand say all that' (and have wondered so myself)#even though we cant rule out the possibility that devil's minion happened in the past and that this was armandaniel history tease#armand could be projecting his choice re: louis and the trial onto alice's choice here#similar to how daniel was projecting his feelings about paris onto claudia in this same episode#i just think this would make sense thematically w armand's arc this season#(ie revealing what a deeply insecure and selfish and fucked up lover he is under his guise as a 500 yo devoted and caring husband)#armand 🤝 lestat: i will love you and i will hurt you. if i cant have you then i will break you#[plays under your spell by desire] whats the difference between love and obsession and desire? do you think this feeling could last forever#c.txt#mine#'she didnt think she could trust you' sounds like a YOU problem buddy#and then armand realizes he was wrong too late and bro was SCRAMBLING#the start of something beautiful aka failmarriage!!! :D
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